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    Mafia Insurance

    by Admin | Oct 1, 2008 | Insurance Humor , insurance jokes

    Insurance Humor – car insurance designed for men

    by Admin | Oct 1, 2008 | car insurance humor , Insurance Humor , insurance jokes

    Real explanations of car accidents collected from insurance forms

    by Admin | Sep 4, 2008 | car insurance humor , dentist jokes , Insurance Humor , insurance jokes

    The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest possible words.•Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.• The other car collided...

    Detroit Burned Down For The Insurance Money

    by Admin | Jul 29, 2008 | insurance jokes , the onion

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    CIA Director Quietly Buys Nuclear-Attack Insurance

    by Admin | Jul 17, 2008 | Insurance Humor , insurance jokes , office humor

    BETHESDA, MD—According to sources at the Allstate Insurance Company, CIA Director Michael Hayden purchased nuclear-attack insurance Wednesday, paying a $100,000 monthly premium for his homes in suburban Washington, Pittsburgh, and near Cheyenne Mountain, CO....

    Mentally-Challenged Man Steals Identity of LifeLock CEO

    by Admin | Jun 3, 2008 | LifeLock coupon

    I know this is very loosely insurance related, but I thought it was too funny to pass up: Apparently a lot of people have attempted to see if they can steal LifeLock CEO Todd Davis’s social security number. In fact, he wants you to try as you’ve likely...
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